"A pair of reusable drink containers attach to the bra cups, allowing the wearer to reduce consumption of aluminum cans and plastic bottles while increasing bust size."

No. No. No. Everything is wrong with this sentence. In 38 years on earth, neither I, nor anyone I have ever met has ever wished their significant other had re-useable drink containers on her breasts. She's never wished that either. It's never happened. A re-useable drink container takes energy and materials to make, and if it's not necessary, pushing it as re-useable does not make it "green". Increasing bust size? In 2014 we're trying very hard to eliminate the previously believed notion that women ought to look a certain way. Boasting that she'll increase her bust size has just taken you back to the 60's.
Marketing this as a "green" or "eco" product is nothing short of greenwashing, and is in fact the problem we are facing, not the solution. There is something called the 3 R's. The first R is Reduce. This "bra" increases. The 2nd R is Re-use. I'll bet whoever buys this already has a device to drink from. They should re-use it. The last R is recycle. When you've exhausted the first 2 R's you turn to the 3rd. While there may or may not be recycled materials used to make this, most of these "bras" are going to eventually end up in landfill, and anyone who takes the time to dissect it to recycle the individual components, is doing us no favours, because, as I outlined before, recycling has it's own footprint and shouldn't be wasted on something we didn't need in the first place.

Dear Triumph - This outfit does inspire me to think about global warming, the dwindling supply of fossil fuels, and the future of energy. Please stop changing my climate and dwindling our supply of fossil fuels for some tart to have a cute flashing message on her chest.

This is totally weird. Cute girl though.